Feeling rather nostalgic tonight. Although my role was minor on it, here is my first website #may1998 #coldfusion. What a long strange trip it's been.

Posted: May 11, 2019

 I am self aware enough to know that when I get nerdy I begin to sound like this.

Posted: May 10, 2019

Facebook Video Ad: Mixtiles is a company that takes your pictures that you send them and turns them into picture frames and they mail them directly to me, in less then a week.

I am confused. I upload pictures that get sent to the "influencer" in this video. Granted I take nice photos but I imagine she'll get a lot of crap.

Does she not have a family and friends but want pictures of people on her walls? I've heard tale of people buying picture frames and keeping picture that came with the frame to seem more popular. Is that what you're trying to sell?

How do I benefit from this?

Posted: May 8, 2019

Goodbye WPLJ


Posted: May 8, 2019

Dear Journalists:

Please consider the possibility that the president's opinions on sporting events like the Kentucky Derby do not constitute real news. The same goes, btw, for the coverage of Obama's March Madness brackets. There's stuff happening in the world.

No Love,


Posted: May 6, 2019

Kids, I think it's time for a Cop Rock reboot

Posted: May 6, 2019