To quote JMS replying to fans criticizing the final episode of Babylon 5:

Dear Mr. Tolkien:
I just wanted to say that I think the way you ended THE LORD OF THE RINGS was crap. You didn't provide any closure. Instead of spending time with the hobbits clearing out the shire (come on, urban renewal in LoTR? give me a break) and lots of goodbyes, you SHOULD have shown me what happened to Tom Bombadil, he was an important part of the story, and you just left his story thread there, unresolved.

You made a big deal out of the elves going to the west, but we never SAW it! We never found out what was there, or what Bilbo found when he got there, or what happened to the dwarves, or what happened to Merry and Pippin....

You betrayed your audience by not resolving every single plot thread you introduced in your book, and as a result, it is never going to be of value to anyone, ever, and will never go past its first printing.

Posted: May 23, 2019

Feeling rather nostalgic tonight. Although my role was minor on it, here is my first website #may1998 #coldfusion. What a long strange trip it's been.

Posted: May 11, 2019

 I am self aware enough to know that when I get nerdy I begin to sound like this.

Posted: May 10, 2019

Facebook Video Ad: Mixtiles is a company that takes your pictures that you send them and turns them into picture frames and they mail them directly to me, in less then a week.

I am confused. I upload pictures that get sent to the "influencer" in this video. Granted I take nice photos but I imagine she'll get a lot of crap.

Does she not have a family and friends but want pictures of people on her walls? I've heard tale of people buying picture frames and keeping picture that came with the frame to seem more popular. Is that what you're trying to sell?

How do I benefit from this?

Posted: May 8, 2019

Goodbye WPLJ


Posted: May 8, 2019

Dear Journalists:

Please consider the possibility that the president's opinions on sporting events like the Kentucky Derby do not constitute real news. The same goes, btw, for the coverage of Obama's March Madness brackets. There's stuff happening in the world.

No Love,


Posted: May 6, 2019