Got a piece of SPAM for SEO services. I'm in a snarky mood so there are a couple of things in the email to make fun of.
Dear bowtiesare.cool Team,
Team? I guess that include Frosty, the Cat and Harley, the Dalek made of motorcycle parts. Hey GUYS! we're a team!!!!
Take a break from your busy schedule and give attention towards Organic search engine traffic for bowtiesare.cool. Don’t you think to start a fresh and better internet campaign? Yes, you must be interested to drag revenue by putting your website top in search engines.
How do you drag revenue? Do I get one of those bags with a dollar sign that thieves use in cartoons and drag it behind me? Or do I have to be in drag in order to get the revenue?
We found some major factors – You need to focus.
You need to focus. You are getting sleepy... cluck like a chicken.
Deprived website content.
Yes, I'm guilty. I deprive my content. I have locked my content in the cupboard under the stairs for years. I don't feed it. I beat it. I poke it with a sharp stick.
Stumpy image optimization.
I've been a technologist for over 30 years. Web developer for over 10 years. I'm a photographer. I do my fair share of image editing and manipulating. I have no idea what makes an image "stumpy". Perhaps arms and legs are getting cut off and leaving stumps in their place.
Inappropriate Social Media campaign
I knew those images of me in a speedo would backfire on me.
PSI: I am not spamming. I have studied your website and believe I can help with your business promotion. If you still want us to not contact you, you can ignore this email or ask to remove and I will not contact again.
- Yes, you are spamming
- You studied my website so much that you missed that it's a personal blog and not a business
- Thank you, I will be ignoring this email
PS II: I found your site using Google search and after having a look over your website I recommend you to implement future technologies such as HTML5 and Responsive Design to make your site more accessible in mobile phone, tablets, desktop etc.
- If you found my website via Google Search, then my SEO must be OK, Right. I mean YOU FOUND ME.
- HTML5 and Responsive design are current technologies, not "future" ones.
- This site is responsive, uses HTML5 and is built on bootstrap.